This is a story about a man whose wife has a cat – and this man, he hates the cat. He can't stand it.
And this man hates the cat so much that he makes a plan to get rid of the cat.
One day, when his wife isn't at home, he takes the cat, puts it in the car and drives ten miles away from home. He throws the cat out of the car and drives away.
When he gets home, who do you think is sitting on the doorstep waiting for him? The cat.
'Right,' thinks the man. The next day – his wife isn't there again – he takes the cat, puts it in the car and drives twenty miles. He throws the cat out of the car and drives away.
When he gets home again, what do you think? The cat is sitting on the doorstep again. Well, by now he's really annoyed about this.
The next day, he takes the cat, covers its eyes, puts it in the car and drives fifty miles. He goes over hills, through tunnels – he turns left, turns right, he makes it impossible for the cat to know where they are and he throws it out of the car and drives away.
Two hours later, the man calls his wife.
'Hello?' she says. 'Is the cat there?' says the man. 'Yes', she says.
'Well, can you put him on the phone, please? I need to ask him for directions.'
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