A man goes into a chemist's shop and says to the pharmacist:
'Excuse me, but have you got anything for hiccups?'
The pharmacist looks at him for a couple of seconds ...
and then suddenly reaches across the counter ...
and THWACK – slaps the man's face really hard.
'Ow!' says the man. 'What did you do that for?'
'Well,' says the chemist, 'you haven't got hiccups now, have you?'
'No, I haven't,' says the man ...
'but my wife out there in the car has still got them.'
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