A duck goes into a pub and says 'I'd like a pint of beer, please'.
The barman is a bit surprised to see a duck that can talk,
but he gives him the beer.
The duck comes into the pub for a beer the next day, and the next day, and the next day.
He chats to the barman every day,
and after a few weeks they get quite friendly.
So one day the barman says 'You know, you really are a very unusual duck'.
'Did you know there's a circus in town at the moment?'
'Why don't you go and see if they can give you a job?'
'I'm sure they'd be very interested'.
And the duck says 'Well, OK. But are you sure they need a computer programmer?'
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