A man goes into a library.
Lots of people are sitting at tables, reading and studying.
He walks up to the desk and says to the woman
(very loudly) 'I'd like a train ticket to Manchester, please'.
The woman behind the desk looks shocked and says
'I'm sorry, sir. This is a library!'
The man looks a bit confused for a few seconds and then says
'Oh, I'm terribly sorry.'
(very quietly) 'I'd like a train ticket to Manchester, please'.
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