A Trappist monk joins a monastery where the monks are not allowed to speak. Once a year they can go to speak to the head of the monastery but they are only allowed to say three words. So, at the end of the first year, the new monk has his chance to speak. He goes to see the head monk and says 'Food not good'. At the end of the second year he goes to see the head monk again and says 'Bed not comfortable'. At the end of the third year he goes to see the head monk again and says 'Room too cold'. At the end of the next year he goes to see the head monk again, but this time he says "I want leave'. And the head monk says 'Well, I'm not surprised. For four years now, all you've done is complain, complain, complain.' https://339efcb25eb75e967b0d-ff8eeadd950d51fd1fc939dca75b3973.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/assets_green.swf