One Question Per Page false false Which present tense does the frog use at the end of the joke? A librarian is working at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is waiting to be served. When the chicken sees that it has got the librarian's attention, it says, 'Booook! Book! Book! Book!' So the librarian gives the chicken a couple of books, and the chicken takes the books and runs out of the library. The next day, the chicken comes back and again says, 'Booook! Book! Book! Book!' So the librarian gives the chicken a few more books, and again the chicken grabs them and runs away. On the third day, the chicken comes back yet again and says, 'Booook! Book! Book! Book!' By now, the librarian has been thinking a lot about the strange chicken and she's decided to find out what's going on. So, after she's given the chicken some more books, she waits for it to leave and then follows it out of the library. The librarian follows the chicken through the car park, down the street and into a big park. After a few minutes, the chicken reaches a lake in the middle of the park. Next to the lake, there's a small, angry-looking frog. The chicken shows the books to the frog and the frog, looking at the books one by one, shakes his head and says, 'Read it! Read it! Read it!' 3 http://500ab102e3079df093a4-ff8eeadd950d51fd1fc939dca75b3973.r47.cf1.rackcdn.com/assets_green.swf